Insane Man Utd XI if Erik ten Hag won 'toxic' transfer war – Kane, McTominay, Barca star

But now, as if he were on Love Island: Aftersun , Ten Hag has dished out the tea on his former employers , branding the club "toxic" and claiming he wanted to sign some top players but was given £72million bargain-bin alternatives instead. United paid £47.2m for him in 2023 and fans would happily crowd-fund another £47m just to keep him off the team sheet and on loan in Turkey. One Hag, Two Hag, Three Hag, Four Hag, Five Hag… Man Utd's dream starting XI if Ten Hag got his way: Onana; Mazraoui, De Ligt, Martinez, Shaw; Rice, De Jong, McTominay, Fernandes; Brobbey, Kane.